Step 1: Very slowly and carefully, leave Princeton.
I was looking up info on a restaurant that a friend of mine recommended and stumbled on to the “How to Eat Dinner in Princeton” page. It was written by an Assistant Professor of Mathematics that use to work at Princeton U.
The listing of restaurants to try is perfect and he’s even got DeLorenzo’s Tomato Pie in Trenton on the list. So if you are going to go out to dinner in the Princeton area check out the How to Eat Dinner in Princeton NJ page.